Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?