Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?