Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?