Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What part of a fish is the most musical?