What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do hamsters come from?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?