Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What animal has the most fun?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?