Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?