What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you arrest a pig?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the friendliest pen?