What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why do cows wear bells?