What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?