What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Surprise!!!!
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?