What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the professor write on the window?