Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?