Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defense.
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Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?