Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
What sport do horses love to play?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What sport is full of interior designers?