What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a doll's favorite car?