What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
When do cows get tired?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the politest month?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you eat on July 5th?