What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?