What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?