What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How are mountains able to see?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Families are like fudge.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the snake cross the road?