Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the coolest country?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
We had a discussion about roses.