Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do fairies always drink?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are cars magic?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?