What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What nationality are most fish?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What part of a fish is the most musical?