What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
When does a horse talk?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
