Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What sport do horses love to play?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?