Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?