Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you give an angry rhino?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?