Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
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What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?