Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?