Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What fish only swims at night?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call octopus twins?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?