What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How is life like toilet paper?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?