Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What fish only swims at night?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are books always so angry?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?