Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?