Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do German dogs sleep?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a short cow?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do elves learn in school?