Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
He's a great sturgeon.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do snowmen go to dance?