What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where would you put an injured insect?