What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?