Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you cut the ocean in two?