Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the sickly elevator say?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?