Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How long do chickens work?