Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's E.T. short for?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?