Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do books sleep?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?