Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which family member is always relieved?
How does a taco bless the table?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?