Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?