Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which farm animals are famous painters?