What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are all priests fit?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What type of music do frogs listen to?