What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?