What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?