What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the school bully have for lunch?