Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do termites go camping?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why are skeletons so calm?