Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.