Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?