To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What fairy loves to count?