Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do bees say in the summer?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What animal has the most fun?