Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why are turtles so shy?
Where do stars go to college?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?