What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is another name for a cow?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the biggest ant in the world?