Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?