How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?