Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What are baby potatoes called?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?