Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
The rulers.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you make antifreeze?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?