What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What birds make average students?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?