What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How is life like toilet paper?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?