Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?