Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
It was a collage grad.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Surprise!!!!
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?