Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?