Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do snowmen get information?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?