Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What animal has the most fun?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
When do cows get tired?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the turkey join the band?