Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?