Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in de-Nile.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
