What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which family member has tusks?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?