What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?