Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Lady Gaga.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How can you make 7 even?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?