What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?