What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which is the worst season?