What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What tree has the most bark?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What was the first animal in space?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?