What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?