What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?