What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do naked fish play with?