What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?