What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What fairy loves to count?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?